I’m union, I don’t set the prices

-You leaving?
-Yeah, my feet are pretty gone.
-Aww. You okay to get to your car, or do you want me to walk out with you?
-Meh. I’ll be all right.
-You sure? You’re okay? It’s kinda shady back there.
-Well, I figure the worst thing that can happen to me is, I’ll get solicited. [1]
-Nice!
-Yeah. So my worst-case scenario? I make a thousand bucks and lose five minutes of my life. I can deal with that.

[1] I meant "propositioned." Semantics, I know, whatever.

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