Five weeks of living out of a suitcase will do this to you. Five down, one to go.

"I feel like a homeless gypsy."
"Do… gypsies *have* homes?"
"YES. They have their caravans!"
"Uh, caravans don’t count, on account of… they move."
"It doesn’t matter. They have caravans and goats. Home is where the goat is."
"That’s profound."
"I don’t have any goats! I’m a goat-less gypsy."
"Now *that* sounds like the ultimate insult. Why, you goatless gypsy."
"I don’t even have a FIDDLE to earn MONEY to BUY a goat. I’m a fiddle-less, goat-less gypsy."
"And that indeed is pitiful."

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