Sage advice overheard in an Apple store and a sage observation made on BART

Young boy, half-whining: But why can't I have a Macbook PRO?
Father, nonchalantly: Because you're not a pro.

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"When bread goes stale, it gets hard. When crackers go stale, they get soft."
"Like my penis!"
"Yes. Your penis has two-way stale mode."

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