Placeholder countdown, with (belated) greetings from New York

5 things are aren't slippery when wet:

  • Velcro
  • concrete
  • a cat's tongue
  • flour
  • a first-edition signed copy of Hemingway

4 reasons why I didn't answer your call 10 seconds after I sent you a text message:

  • had to pee
  • averse to mixed mediums for a single conversation
  • current location has poor/spotty reception and/or is too noisy for a conversation
  • I don't feel like talking, hence I sent you a text message in the first place

and 3 is the sum of 2 and 1.

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One thought on “Placeholder countdown, with (belated) greetings from New York

  1. So….concrete is not slippery when you pee on it, but it does make it too noisy for a conversation?
    (I have mad math skillzzz)

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